Greg A. Brown

Someone mapped out the area codes where Ludacris claims to have hoes, and the big red splotch on Nebraska makes it awesome.

“Representative Tom Tancredo, another long-shot GOP candidate, tells me that after a debate in New Hampshire, one of his staffers walked up to a guy in a shark costume and asked him if he was a Ron Paul supporter. ‘No. They’re all nuts,’ replied the shark. ‘I’m just a guy in a shark suit.’”
Time Magazine

I gotta write a ten-page paper tonight so instead of a thoughtful post on the substructure of things, you’re gonna get a boxing kangaroo. Sorry?

Chewbacca is the new Virgin Mary.

This is probably the cutest thing physically possible. It’s all downhill from here, cute-wise.

Heck, while I’m posting animal things here’s a video of a bird with only one real move, but it’s a totally awesome one.

I’m normally pretty jaded to (and even against) wacky photographs of people with their pets, but this sequence of photos is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.

This sums up my feelings about today perfectly.